Here’s an appropriate one for St. Patrick’s Day:
|You Are Guinness|
You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all – especially about subjects you don’t know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
Although I do like Guinness, it’s not my favorite beer. Personally, I prefer Magic Hat No. 9, Goose Island Honker’s Ale, Newcastle Brown, and various brown ales made by Magic Hat and Goose Island. Sadly, Goose Island beers are only available in Chicago and parts of the Midwest, which means that I seldom get to sample them anymore.