In case you wondered…

Everyone seems to be taking this quiz, so I thought, what the heck:

Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 81%

You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush’s decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter’s prose can save you now.

Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
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Looks like I’m probably the least traitorous member of the ScienceBlogs collective thus far, although I will admit that the test was so rigged that I intentionally erred on the loony side whenever possible.