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How does one do this?

This driver should win some sort of award for bad driving:

A Bergen County woman was charged with driving under the influence after police said she mistook the landmark Boardwalk in Atlantic City for a road. Capt. Bill McKnight said he was on patrol when the vehicle sped by him Wednesday night.

McKnight had given chase with lights and siren when the vehicle made a U-turn and nearly hit his patrol car, he said. McKnight broke off the chase when speeds reached 40 m.p.h. because he feared for the safety of the few pedestrians who were on the wood structure. Two motorcycle officers cut off the driver.

If you’ve ever been to Atlantic City, you know that the Boardwalk does not look much like a road. I guess you’d have to be pretty plastered to make this mistake.

By Orac

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