You knew it was coming…

Ask yourself this: What do the convicted do, either in prison or when facing prison?

They find Jesus, of course:

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It’s inevitable any time anyone’s going to jail, it seems. My prediction for Paris’ next stop: Kabbalah! It would, however, be even more amusing if she were to convert to Islam while in prison.