I don’t know if this would work, but it would sure be funny

Car alarms probably annoy you. Certainly, they annoy me. I understand the reason for their existence, but some of them seem to be so finicky that just a truck driving by will set them off. Fortunately (or, unfortunately, depending on your point of view), there’s the Orgasmalarm

If you’re at work, you’re definitely going to want to turn the sound down low for this one:

I don’t know if this would work any better than a standard car alarm or get people’s attention any more, but it’d sure be funny. Well, maybe the first couple of times. After that, I’m sure it would be just as annoying as any other car alarm.

(Hat tip: Attuworld and My Whirl.)