RESPECTFUL INSOLENCE

"A statement of fact cannot be insolent." The miscellaneous ramblings of a surgeon/scientist on medicine, quackery, science, and pseudoscience (and anything else that interests him).

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Homeopathic ambulances?

While I’ve been having a little fun with homeopathy today, I thought I’d show you just one other thing about the Royal London Homeopathic Hospital. Directly in front of the hospital, I noticed some words on the street. After taking a closer look, I was shocked and horrified. Take a look for yourself:

If you can’t tell what all of the lettering says, it reads:

AMBULANCES ONLY KEEP CLEAR

It’s an ambulance spot right in front of the Homeopathic Hospital. I really hope that these are only elective transports. I can’t imagine emergency transports to a homeopathic hospital. Well, actually, I can–unfortunately:

“It’s not working! Up the dilution and potency to 30C, STAT!”

Of course, I could interpret it in a different way, perhaps as “Ambulances ONLY keep clear”; in other words, a warning for ambulances to keep away.

Yeah, that’d make more sense.

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By Orac

Orac is the nom de blog of a humble surgeon/scientist who has an ego just big enough to delude himself that someone, somewhere might actually give a rodent's posterior about his copious verbal meanderings, but just barely small enough to admit to himself that few probably will. That surgeon is otherwise known as David Gorski.

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