Don’t worry about those giant intelligent crabs…

Yet another reason why I love The Onion:

Because giant, highly intelligent, acid-spitting crabs pose no danger to society.

Of course, certain antivaccine advocates seem to think that this parody has something to do with vaccines, which just goes to show how far down the rabbit hole they’ve gone when they think that a parody like this speaks to the truth of their cause. It also reveals a bit of their mentality in that they so easily liken life-saving vaccines to giant, acid-spitting, highly intelligent crabs.