Perhaps you’ve seen them. (Actually, how could you avoid them?) I’m talking about those annoying Omnaris commercials with the crappy computer animation in which a bunch of military-looking men in helmets ram an Omnaris sprayer into the woman’s nose to fix her nasal allergies:
Something’s always bugged me about that commercial, more than the amateurish computer animation and the cheesy, “Omnaris, to the nose!” battle cry of the mini-white troops. Yes, I see the obvious (and lame) homage to Woody Allen’s Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask). Even so, something bugged me about the commercial. Now I think I know what it is, and revere (actually, Mrs. revere) has shown me:
Maybe I am just a clueless male, but now that it’s been pointed out to me, I think Mrs. R nailed it. It’s so obvious. A bunch of militaristic “soldiers” jamming a big phallic object into an orifice. Yeah, that just about sums it up. It’s either nose sex or nose rape.