Why there’s no new logorrheic Insolence today…

…is because I lucked out and my iPhone 4 arrived a day early. Gadget geek that I am, I couldn’t resist taking the time I’d normally spend blogging last night to set it up the way I like it. Yes, whenever I get a new smartphone, just as whenever I get a new computer, I like to start from scratch.

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What? Did you think it had something to do with something else, like a certain college student from Brandeis? Perish the thought! In fact, here’s my response:

More later. Maybe. I was too busy testing out the new phone to bother with such petty concerns.

Queue the Apple haters to battle the Apple fanboys…three…two…one…

Discuss.