Why didn’t I think of this before?

Damn. Every so often another blogger will think of something that I really, really wished I’d thought of before. Times like this, and this handy-dandy alternative medicine flow chart.

I do think he missed one thing, though. Just because someone doesn’t like having stuff shoved up their posterior doesn’t mean they won’t be into “detox.” Colonic irrigation is part of many “detox” regimens. Of course, much woo overlaps; so you can’t make any hard and fast rules. Consider this chart a guide instead.