A press conference touting “proof” that vaccines cause autism and that the government has admitted it?

I can hardly wait to see what the “proof” is this time:

Investigators and Families of Vaccine-Injured Children to Unveil Report Detailing Clear Vaccine-Autism Link Based on Government’s Own Data

Report Demands Immediate Congressional Action

Directors of the Elizabeth Birt Center for Autism Law and Advocacy (EBCALA), parents and vaccine-injured children will hold a press conference on the steps of the U.S. Court of Federal Claims (717 Madison Place, NW in Washington, DC) on Tuesday, May 10 at 12:00 PM to unveil an investigation linking vaccine injury to autism. For over 20 years, the federal government has publicly denied a vaccine-autism link, while at the same time its Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (VICP) has been awarding damages for vaccine injury to children with brain damage, seizures and autism. This investigation, based on public, verifiable government data, breaks new ground in the controversial vaccine-autism debate.

The investigation found that a substantial number of children compensated for vaccine injury also have autism. The government has asserted that it “does not track” autism among the vaccine-injured. Based on this preliminary investigation, the evidence suggests that autism is at least three times more prevalent among vaccine-injured children than among children in the general population.

I’m getting out my popcorn, and I also thank Age of Autism in advance for providing me blogging material for Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. Sadly, I have to work on Tuesday, and, because it’s my OR day, there’s just no way I’ll be able to watch the press conference live, even from my office. I’m sure, however, that it will be posted somewhere for my edification by Tuesday evening. I’m also sure that, at the very least, it will give me a hearty chuckle, if the quality of past “reports” and “studies” of this sort is any indication.